Sojers

Them sojers bin frightening my doggie agin with their muskets and canons. So I told em, 'You won't find any Frenchies hereabouts'.

But they jes laughed and one of em shouts, 'We aint after Frenchies, old timer - Boney's long dead and buried. We're off to the North West Frontier.'

I dont mind really - they're only doin their jobs. But I reckon we must a bin in an out o that Khyber Pass for the last 60 years gone, and we still aint licked them Pashtuns.

Appen we'll still be there 100 years hence.